Did you burn yourself when you spilled your double latte? Get wine stains on your kitchen counter? Catch a computer virus on your new copy of Windows 7? Get a nail in the tire of your Lexus? Can't decide which DVF dress to wear out this evening? Wonder when you should make use of those rewards points on your Amex Black?
Well, it sounds to us like you have FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
It's time for our holiday gift list, geared towards all you first world shoppers, executives, CEOs, yuppies, guppies, hipsters, gentrifiers, and one-percenters out there.
A collection of funny essays and stories from a first world dude. Do you complain about your tenth floor office downtown being too cold in the summer? This book is for you.
|Name||What's your First World Problem?||Comments||Post date|
|Bill||I am never motivated enough to get a costume for Halloween. Inevitably, at the last minute, I throw...||31 weeks 3 days ago|
|susan||I would like to get a smaller house, since I travel so much, but, my art collection would not fit...||48 weeks 4 days ago|
|Bill||I tried to use the UberX at the Orlando International airport last night but it told me nothing was...||50 weeks 4 days ago|
|Melissa||The leather seats on my SUV are SO cold in the winter before the seat heater kicks in.||1 year 5 weeks ago|
|Walt||I keep putting off having my car detailed because it rains every couple of days.||1 year 8 weeks ago|
|Tom||The guy that details my golf cart leaves streaks on the glass.||1 year 12 weeks ago|
|Tom||My wine refrigerator won't keep my beer cold enough. Have to use my beer refrigerator which...||1 year 15 weeks ago|
|Craig||Demi and I are Swiss, live in the flatlands and in winter all we see is gray "high fog" (...||1 year 17 weeks ago|
|Bob||Too many "tourists" at the gym this month because of so-called "resolutions."||1 year 20 weeks ago|
|Michelle||Irreparably tangled up two pairs of earbuds in my office chair wheel.||1 year 27 weeks ago|
|AK||Bought a huge old oil painting for $6 to paint over and found out it's worth hundreds so now I...||1 year 29 weeks ago|
|HandsomeMan||Ran out of United freq flier miles... have to use Delta's instead...||1 year 32 weeks ago|
|J-Rod||Couldn't find regular half and half to go with my coffee. Had too many other options- hazelnut...||1 year 33 weeks ago|
|James||Reading my options documents and it appears they don't vest immediately upon a liquidity event||1 year 36 weeks ago|
|Todd||Hotel in room checkout won't work. I don't want to stand in line at the front desk||1 year 37 weeks ago|